Awkward Jacob is awkward.
Super-cute girl sits down next to me in the library. Few minutes later asks me what I’m working on. I stammer something about gradients and divergence fields and give her a blank look when she asks what those are. I’m such a moron. I would be willing to pay someone to teach me how to speak to women.
The reason death sticks so closely to life isn’t biological necessity, —it’s...– Piscine Molitor Patel, Life of Pi, I recommend everyone to read this book when they can. It’s a weird, weird, weird, book, but oh so magical.